Mera resume' kab banegaa


A sanskrit shlok (from Chanakya neeti I think)

Aalasyam hi manushyaanam shareerastho mahaaripuhu
Nahi suptasya sinhasya pravishyanti mukhe mrugaaha

meaning

Laziness is the biggest enemy of a man residing in his body itself.
If a lion sleeps in his den instead of hunting, no deer will offer itself on the platter for the lion as a meal.

Now why do I remember this pearl of wisdom now? I am trying to motivate myself to get off my arse and work on my resume, but now that submission date has been postponed for 3 days, I know half the institute will create their masterpieces only at the stroke of midnight.

Well, whats been up with me? I finished my ddp first stage thats what. The less said about my altercations with the "you know who" the better. When a person displays a mental state of a 3 month old dog and an IQ of a sea-weed, theres not much u can do except take a deep breath, close your eyes and count slowly to ten in order to control the urge to bash all his teeth up.

Heres a message to all the losers in the world who think they can hybridise each and every existing design to come up with a novel idea. Go shove your novel ideas where sun don't shine.

-shrini